A blog

Hey havent been on here for a while but here i am yay. So.... well first i'd like to adress that my dog nini has gotton so big we can barely pick her up well we can i mean its still possible but not for long. okay well today at school in choir theres was a bee in my hair and no one noticed it then my friend mellissa who sat behind me on the risers randomly screamed at the top of her lungs and everyone includoing me stared at her like she was crazy then mr flemming said is there a problamo mr mellissa ( he really said problamo) and she said "sorry but theres a huge bee on jessicas head" then everybody jumped off the risers like there was a bomb strapped to my head and then it was like silent for about 3 minutes while every body just stared at me then i finally shouted "WELL SOME ONE GET IT OFF NOW !!!!" then mr flemming got a fly swatter and almost hit me with it the i said "No just grab it with a tissue or something" so he did and let it outside (it sure did take long enough) so ya i felt the need to share that. So I think thats it im gonna go read im almost to breaking dawn i have like 100 more pages to go so ya bye
(oh and i cant wait to read the complete version of o.w.e.n you know before i have to buy it in the store)

Go carts

Hey I am really tired so i was going to tell you about my go carts experience but you were there so i shall just sum it up me and my cousins went to the go carts race track thing brett won i crashed into tires they wouldnt let me drive any more so it was a joy to see them put it back up again it looked like they had a hard time with that so i rode with tyler (CRAZY DRIVER) lol jkjk. played in park and i had never seen a seesaw or tetor tator thing that you stand on went to candy shop got ice cream was amazed on how much a wallet is (rip off artists) and waited. then i came home. so ya oh and also i felt so bad because my puppy gemini was playing tug of war with the back of my jeans wich i dont like because it causes holes so i kicked my leg up in hopes that she would let go but i kicked my leg up and all of the sudden i saw blood coming out of her mouth and she started whining and guess what i found in the back of me jeans a bloody puppy tooth I felt bad but hey her teeth are going to fall out anyway. so ya im pretty tired so i think i shall go to bed welll actually i plan on staying up for a few more hours but ya BYE!!!

oH WAIT HERE IS A PIC OF A RANDOM PUPPY WHICH I THINK IS SO CUTE!!!!!

best friends day

I just wanted to tell you about yesturday and just so you know this will be a sort of long blog lol Well first my bff brittney came over to spend the night at about 10am and we got bored so we went on the computer and made twitter,facebook,quibblo,myspace and youtube accounts just because even though we are most likely never going to use them lol. Then we made a pizza and it was yummy. Then we got bored again so we walked up and down main street we went to the thriftstore, the clothes horse, hazels, and that new candy shop called candyliciouse and it was all preppy and teenagery it was suprisingly awesome lol. and we went into daisy mays florest and my moms work to see the 50 foot snake named sabastion we didnt buy anything except at candyliciouse were brittney bought a monster but then she just left it on the park bench. oh and we were walking and all the sudden this really annoying kid named daunte who goes to our school was just following us and talking about hot cheetos. then when we walked home he came with us and we couldnt get him to leave he was just playing with my dogs and totally ignoring everything i was saying so to finally get him to leave i finally said ( you know my cousin is coming over in a couple minutes and if he sees a boy over here uh well lets just say he likes to bring a bb gun with him) that got him out the door fast well maybe because i stretched the truth a little saying he was a 6 foot football playnig monster. lol. but then at 3:45 we went to the movie theature and we saw transformers. it was actually a really good movie but in the middle of it i got a phone call from my cousin merrielena she was in tears and her words were (i cant believe micheal jackson died). After the movie we were starving and we had some money so we decided to eat at the wok. and when we walked in a waitress came to and this is how it went
WAITRESS:how can I help you kids do you need to use the phone are you looking for someone what
ME:um actually we came here to eat and um ya
WAITRESS:oh are you with somebody here
ME: No
WAITRESS:well you 2 cant just be here by yourselves
BRITTNEY: No we are both teenagers and we are old enough to eat here by ourselves just us two
WAITRESS:well do you have money
ME: well of coarse
WAITRESS: well okay follow me to your table

So ya apparently the waitress didnt think we were 13 lol. so we were looking at the menu and that same waitress tripped over her shoe laces and dropped like 10 cups and7 plates and broke them all then the manager came up to her and said (ugghhh not again) we only laughed a little.
We decides to get this huge family meal for like 5 even though it was just the two of us we got a huge plate of chow maine that we could just scoop on our plates and we got a nother one of rice and another one of sweet and sour pork. it was yummy and we had alot of left overs. Then the waitress came and this was how it went
WAITRESS: so can i get you girls anything else tonight
BRITTNEY: ya do you do anything special for birthdays
WAITRESS: Ya whos birthday is it
BRITTNEY:Jessicas
ME: no its not my birthday
WAITRESS:no your just being shy let me go fix you something up

Well at first i got all mad at brittney but then the waitress came back with a huge thing of ice cream green tea and coconut flavor and she gave me a to go cup and so ya i was happy because i got free dessert lol. then the bill came and i was afraid to open it because all the food we got looked expensive well it only was 25$ so i was okay

P.s this like my version of tylers social night blog

FUNNY PICS

hEY I FOUND SOME FUNNY PICS ON THE INTERNET AND I THOUGHT I HAD TO SHARE SO HERE YOU GO YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THEM BUT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESTURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey i just wanted to tell you how awesome yesturday was well first at school since it was a half day classes were like not even an hour long. Well my first class was health so well first i had to finish my final which i didnt really see the point in since she officially closed the grade book on wednesday. but we played movie scene it but it must have been made like a 100 years ago because none of us had heard of any of the movies except my teacher (of coarse). then my next class was english and she said we could do any thing we wanted that was silent so i didnt really have much to do so I just grabbed a random book out of my backpack which happened to be my twilight book which i already read 2 times so i just flipped it to some random page and pretended to read. But it was funny because my friend charish didnt bring her back pack so mrs. applegate made her clean the room. all 8th graders werent allowed on the school grounds and about half of the 7th graders went to the movies on a feild trip so it was awesome because the whole school was empty. in my english class mrs. applegate decided to play a brain busters game. there was only 8 students in class 4 girls and 4 boys and of coarse girls won (no shocker there). then for my math we had to go to the art room with 3 other classes and we wATCHED rugrats. Then for my last class science I was expecting to just sit there and watch mythbusters like in my previouse post but no we had to go to the home ec room and by then me and my friend shivani were dying of starvation so we asked ms pattersen if she had any food (well shivani did i was too chicken) she gave her a stale popcorn ball that she found in the bottom of her desk. then we all counted down "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" "wait a second okay lets start again 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 uggggh" so we waited a minute then started again "5, 4,YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Then at 6:00 i got a call from my friend monique and asked if I wantedto go to the skating rink from 7-10. So i got dropped off at 7 and aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh it was way over crowded i forgot that 6th graders got in for free it was way fun well first i beat my friend brittney at air hockey then me brittney and monique went to the bathroom and made a bunch of prank calls then monique put ice down brittneys shirt and said i did it so brittney chased me into the rink and of coarse i outran her because i was on skates and she was in flip flops. then we got a huge bag of cotten candy and me and monique was having a cotton candy fight and brittney was hiding under a tray in which the snack bar lady gave to me so it would make it easier to carry 4 large sodas over there on skates and did it help nope, there goes my dream of working at sonic lol. then i put a huge chunk of cotten candy down moniques shirt and it took her a full hour for her to notice. then at 10:00 my uncle mike came to pick me up and totally think i passed out in his car thats how tired i was. so yeah all in all it was a fun night


P.s I was going to write about carl the frog: the frog i disected. My friend raeann just had to name him carl and the dead fly we found when we cut open the stomach bob lol. But ya i had excrutionating detailes but i dont feel like typing tnhem now maybe later so bye

7 paper fold, puppies, finals, and baseball

Hi this week was eventfull in the most boring ways that are kinda somewhat interesting. Well first at scool on friday there was a track meet so in science since there wasnt alot of people so we just watched mythbusters all class period. Actually that show was pretty cool, and so far from that I learned :
If you drop a penny from a skyscraper if it lands on somebodys head it can kill them

Never put a lava lamp on a stove for obviouse reasons i dont feel like explaning

Putting mentos in soda only works with mint mentos and diet pepsi

If you put a stamp on a helicopter it will spin out of controll

If you ever drive a car into a swimming pool wait untill the car is completely under water to try to open the door

Ya so thats it wait oh ya there was also the myth where you cant fold a piece of paper in halfmore than 7 times and to bust the myth they tried regularsized paper large paper regular paper and a iron and none of them worked so they went to nasa and got this piece of paper bigger than a football feild and it took like 20 people to fold it and instead of a iron they used a bulldozer. They ended up doing it but we cant all have football feild sized paper. But I just took a piece of paper and folded it 12 times but it wasnt in half but i tried to do it in half and it was just too hard i couldnt do it maybe later i can get my cousin teryn to sit on it and flatten it like a pancake. But he jacked my ipod charger.
/subject change/
Yesturday me and merrielena walked to safeway and they were giving out the cutest little puppies ever for free, they were sheltie yorkie mix and so tiny. I was so excited when my mom said if I saw one i liked i could take it but the second we got there the last one was taken. but there were 2 more inthe shopping cart but no they already have homes i was heartbroken so we might go to caps and rescue the dog that deserves a second chance.
/another subject change/
we got our finals friday and wow when i look at them i feel like my brain is going to explode but the good thing is they are take home finals so i could use a calculater and no one will know lol.
/ dont worry last subject change/
Yesturday i went to bretts base ball game by force. well teryn asked me if i wanted to go to bretts game later today and i said sure but by later today i thought he meant like noon so i went back to sleep then at 9:50 he said what are you doing why arent you getting ready i said i still have time what time is his game he said nine then i looked at the time and said i cant get ready in 10 minutes so i said go without me i will go to the next game so i went back to sleep then he picked me up and threw me on the floor i got back on the couch he did it again ya it just went back and forth. then he finally gave up and got a squirt bottle he sqirted me in the ear and then i got a ear ache i knew he wouldnt stop till i was soaked so i hid under the blanket that worked for all of 20 seconds till it started seeping through the blanket so i hid behind merrielena and he still didnt stop she didnt like that too much so she went and stormed off to her room i thought that was pretty funny so i ended up hoing and it was pretty fun bretts team won but strangely brett didnt seem to be to happy about it well he was probably bakeing in the underarmor he was wearing under his uniform. I got a hot dog and it was pretty good untill chesnee poured her cheese from her pretzel all over it but actually it didnt taste that bad.
Bye

HAPPY NATIONAL STAR WARS DAY!!!!!

Hi people HAPPY NATIONAL STAR WARS DAY. (MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU). lol. Today at school was okay, first in health class we did a stupid little play about the digestive system and guess who I played; the colon but better believe I was the best darn colon ever lol. Too bad I wasnt the salavary gland because I could have beaten the food (ashely) with a cool light saber. And we also learned about eating disorders and anorexia and strange diets. And by strange diets I mean like who shoves coffee up their butt to lose weight well apparently beyonce does but thats really weird. And also what I didn't know was that when my mom was 15 she had really bad anorexia and had to go to hospitols and she was like only 50 pounds, shoot I weighed that much when I was in 1st grade. Oh and at lunch My friend brittney pushed me into this boy named corey and ewwwwwww. So I pushed her into our other friend Haylee but then she pushed me into this 6 foot boy named madison and again ewwwwwww. oh and when i got shoved into corey he called me a b word (not nice). Ooooooooooooooohhhh how I have to get her back I tried to push her back but now I just pushed her into the air. And to the election thats going on for student body president yay go emma boooooooo sydney (wow I hope he doesnt see this). But oh well. I would have run but I have run for the past 3 years, no luck. Oh and we are registering for 8th grade classes and I really want to take choir not because of the singing I can't stand singing but I'll be in a group of a 100 people so can just lip sink mwahahah some of tylers evilness is already rubbing off on me. But the reason I want to be in it is because well first I get to miss school and go to feild trips to out of town concerts and hopefully I will be in the back so no one will see me or if not just picture everyone in their underwear well i dont know how that works but apparently it does. So uh I cant think of anything else to write so bye.

Geography class

First off I have to say YAY ONLY 27 MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL (NOT COUNTING WEEKENDS). :-)
So in my geography class we are learning about the inviroment and glonal warming. So my geography teacher Mrs. Harrison gave us a project where we have to create a childrens book about peoples effect on the enviroment. It will tell a story about the positiva and negative role people play in their enviroment. And luckily I got paired up with my friend Hannah who is awesome. Anyway here are the guidelines:It has to be simple like 1st grade level and alot of colorfull pictures with no stick figures. And must have at least 10 pages. Thats pretty much it. And luckily I have a 6 year old cousin who I can test it out on. YaY. We thought that if it has to be simple the first thing that came to our minds is a alphabet book. we thought that would be perfect. Here is what I have so far:
A: Acting your part in the help to save the planet
B: Being a good example
C: Caring for our home
D: Don't be wastefull
E: Enviroment freindly is the way to go
F: Fire is hurtfull to our planet
G: Go Green
H: Home is suppost to be a clean clear place
I: Isn't this a awesome place to live
J: Junk can be recycled
K: Keep our planet clean
L: Love your enviroment
M: Make sure you recycle
N: Never litter
O: ??????????
P: ??????????
Q: ???????????
R: ????????????
S: ????????????
T: ????????????
U: ????????????
V: ????????????
W: ???????????
X: ????????????
Y: ?????????????
Z: ?????????????

Ya I still need to figure out O-Z so if you have any ideas let me know.

Go green

Yay go eco-freaks or tree huggers you rock. oh ya well its 9:17 and i have just participated in my part in saving the planet. At excactly 9:00 everybody is suppost to turn all electricity for only one minute and it wasnt that hard.Ooh and we got some of those cool eco-friendly light bulbs you know those twisty ones. I know this isnt a very interesting topic but i thought I had to share.

;-)

Birthday party

Today was my birthday party and it was pretty fun. You would never guess how many times i fell. oh and my mom actually got on skates it was pretty funny because she was afraid to get up because she thought she would fall but she actually did good untill she fell on me and almost made me take a faceplant into the birthday cake. lol. I got the delux package which inculded 2 whole pizzas free glowey sticks for all my guests and 2 free passes for everybody to come back. My friends hannah, brittney and carol came and carol brought two people named kelsey who is 11 and a 9 year old that i forgother name i think they were there cousins but i have never met them before so ya. there was way more pizza then we needed because i was expecting alot more people to come and way moere glowey sticks then we knew what to do with there was like a whole box of glowey sticks but sadly we werent allowd to keep the extra glowey sticks. Me and carol got yelled at for twirling the glowey sticks in the air but it was actually kind of funny. And there is still like half a cake left but we gave like a quarter of sponge bob cake to my grandma. And when they call you up to stand on the blue dot in the middle of coarse i fell and even the dj laughed at me. but tyler did the same so i felt better.lol. it was funny because when the candles on my cake were lit and it was time to sing happy birthday the game wipeout started so we did it all in about 30 seconds they were like singing so fast it was almost hard to understand them but there was like a lot of candles so it took me a couple blows. then we rushed to the rink and there was like 50 girls and like 2 boys and it was like girls vs boys and the boys won of coarse. And when we were playing the dice game i was like in the bottom 5 and thought i was skilled but they called my number so i lost. grrrrrrrrr. and when i went to the middle of the rink to get my balloon it was hilariouse because there was this 4 year old little boy just standing there glaring at me with a bright pink balloon in his hand but honestly i thought that was his balloon so i just stood there with everybody staring at me for like 2 minutes untill the the dj said take the freaking balloon already so i did the little boy rolled his eyes at me and skated away. i was embarrassed but it was actually kinda funny. Then when the song just dance came on by lady gaga me hannah did the macarana like retards lol.then i played air hockey with brittney and she won 7 to 0 not fair i tell you lol. all in all it was fun

Today is my birthday yay. I just got back from reno a couple hours agoafter eating a huge lunch at the atlantis it is a all you can eat buffet.
And i got:
A huge salad with every thing on it
Shrimp
turkey
ham
BBQ ribs
stuffed salmon
spaghetti
pasta salad
cornbread
rice
brownie
lemon thingy
chocolate eclair
and thays about it wow i thought i was going to explode. Tommorow is my birthday party and i am pretty excited. Me and my friends Brittney P., Brittnet S., and Kendra are having an embarrasing cake contest. Brittney p. got care bears, I got sponge bob, Brittney S. os getting thomas the train, Kendra is getting strwberry shortcake. I will probably lose because spongebob is awesome. lol.

Happy EAster

Hey guys happy easter!!!! and to celebrate I am typing to you in easter pastell colors oh and guess what I am officially moved in whoo hoo. And i decorated my room awesomly I put psters up and covered my entire door and they arent even recent pictures just random ones out of my keepsake box . guess what this morning I typed this verry blog this //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////long. but my computer crashed and deleted all my work (that was frustrating). I dont feel like typing all that back up.So anyway I am so excited because this week is my birthday i am turning 13 and I am having a party at the skating rink. I didnt do anything today except almost get sick over pizza rolls. Gosh this freaking color engine wont work so sorry no pretty colors so bye.

posting

Hey I have somethin to write about today yay. So guess what I am moving whoo hoo and its right next to my grandmas house which is even more exciting. We didnt know that we had to move but one day we got a phone call saying that they were selling our house to someone else but we were just like how rude are people. you know what i am sayin to you lol. anyway the house is pretty cute excepy for the yucky carpets but its all good. I lots of invisioned ideas for my room that will make it awsome. My grandma gave us a house warming gift which was like tons of spices including sprinkles.oh and actually remember my class list well actually geography is my new favorite class yay. I cant wait to go to geography tomorrow.yay.

Hi people

Hi people I just wanted to say hi people and whats up and hows it going.
Sorry I just got bored and couldn't think about anything to write about.

Guess what

Hey want to hear somthing funny ok then well today in Mythology me and my BFF Brittney were cutting random paper with those squiggley scissors you know the ones that go like ~~~~ those are cool. Well she took it to my hair and snpped, snipped, snipped but luckily it didnt cut so I was all like you cut my hair and you better run. She stopped because she fears me or at least in my world everybody does lol. So she said "Grr why wont these stupid scissors work" so she took it to her hair thinking that it would'nt cut but she manage to cut like three or four inches from her hair every body laughed. Then she said "sure now you choose to work" haha that was hilarious. And then a bunch of sixth graders came to my school today to get toured around. But they were just the E.C best kids sixth graders are going to be coming to my school all week so its been pretty crowded. And you know those kids that are wannabe jocks but they are really nerdy and whimpy and sorta rude and nobody likes except for their own posse of like four people well they were all like "oh dude guess what I just gave a sixth grader a wedgie" but I didn't actually see it with my own eyes so I really wouldn't know because I didn't actually see it but I really doubt it. And tomorrow I usually go to my grandmas with my cousins and it's really fun but I am going to be like an hour late because I am going to the electric chaires. I kow thats a really weird name for a hair salon but the manager Dixie cuts my hair really good every time. Oh and that test I told you about that i did'nt know any of the answers to so I guessed I gota 92 and a 1/2 I should go for the middle more often. oh yeah and now brittneys hair lookes funny. Okay bye.

SUP

HI I TOLD YOU YESTURDAY THAT I WOULD GET BORED AND TYPE A HECK OF A LONG POST SO HERE YOU GO. ANY WAY ME AND MY FREINDS ARE SIGHNING UP FOR BUDDY PICTURES AT SCHOOL IT'S WERE YOU AND A BUNCH OF YOUR FRIENDS (UP TO SEVEN PEOPLE) GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN FOR THE YEAR BOOK. AGAIN ANYWAY LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT ONCE AGAIN UMM...... OH I GOT IT MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH AND MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS GOING TO BE AT THE SKATING RINK I AM GOING TO INVITE ALL MY FAMILY AND FREINDS. BUT I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST ON MY BIRTHDAY GRR WHICH IS OKAY BECAUSE THE DENTIST ISN'T THAT BAD BUT IT IS IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST SIX TIMES IN THREE WEEKS THATS LIKE FIVE YEARS OF DENTISTRY CRAMMED INTO LESS THAN A MONTH. BUT ONLY TWO MORE DENTIST APPOINTMENTS TILL I GET MY BRACES.HEY TYLER WAS RIGHT IT IS FUN TO TYPE IN CAPS.

Hey

Hey people sorry about the last post I was playing with a translator and got bored. Anyway guess what happened to me today all my friends said I have anerexic hands and french frys for fingers but I was just all like whatever. Another thing was that I had a test in Geography and I didn't know any of the answers but I did what my wise old teacher mrs.Applegate said for tests "when in doubt go for the middle" I don't think that went verry well but then again mrs. applegate was the same teacher that gave us a gibbereish nonsense test . I mean how am i suppost to know what time the zingcow was to go to the ancient suburb of emul to climb the brownell berry easter tree of prog. Theres no school tomorrow YaY but on the other hand what amgoing to from 9 to 5 Grr. I'll probably just stay on the computer all day long I would talk to my bff brittney on the phone but she got grounded Grrr again. And I'll probably get bored and write a heck of long blog tomorrow so beware.

Hola

Oye lo que en caso de que usted no sabia de blogs Estoy con usted en espanol asi que si usted sabe lo que dice este comentario, por favor. De todos modos me pregunto como su apuesta estoy escribiendo en espanol bien es porque me engano mwahahahaha Tengo un traductor oh ya

Waz up

Hey Guess what (I'm bored). So that's a good reason to start typing. Omg look at this pic it's of my doggies Timmy and Syra. Timmy is little one and Syra is the big one. (YAY). If you are wondering why they are wearing nailpolish and accessories which you probably are unless you didn't notice then look really closely because it's not that hard to figure out. Well ok then, I was bored one day after school and played with it on paint and made it AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

So what should I talk about now, oh I know how bout my classes starting from favorite class to my least favorite class.

1. Art=Awesome my absolute favorite

2. Mythology= Sort of boring but my bff is in that class

3. Health= Cool teacher

4. English= Blah

5. Math= Eww

6. Science= Gay

7. Geography= Retarded

Well now you know. Hope that helped, IDK what In but now you know and thats all that matters. So Bye.

Hey

Hey check out my new blog www.myawsomepossumlifemusic.blogspot.com I've been working really hard to add new songs to it I have tons of lyrics to my favorite songs so check it out

You probably know alot about me from my last post well unless your stupid and dont get (no offense) but that was a lot of info. And one of the things I was talking about was my cousins and how two of them lived in arizona and how excited I was when they were coming to visit and they did and it was so much fun but that was a long time ago you know like a whole 2 months and now they live here (yay) and now i see them all the time. And now Merrielena lives here now I have all my cousins here except for one his name is micheal and he lives in california. He is also freakishly tall he's like 6 foot something and he is still growing. Anyway school is good well as good as its gonna get but CRTs are over a.k.a Criterion Referenced Tests or as I like to call it Crap Retarded Tests lol. And know my blog is over (for this passage) :-( And you better comment this or I will be forced to go all chuck norris on you so be afraid be very afraid.