A blog

Hey havent been on here for a while but here i am yay. So.... well first i'd like to adress that my dog nini has gotton so big we can barely pick her up well we can i mean its still possible but not for long. okay well today at school in choir theres was a bee in my hair and no one noticed it then my friend mellissa who sat behind me on the risers randomly screamed at the top of her lungs and everyone includoing me stared at her like she was crazy then mr flemming said is there a problamo mr mellissa ( he really said problamo) and she said "sorry but theres a huge bee on jessicas head" then everybody jumped off the risers like there was a bomb strapped to my head and then it was like silent for about 3 minutes while every body just stared at me then i finally shouted "WELL SOME ONE GET IT OFF NOW !!!!" then mr flemming got a fly swatter and almost hit me with it the i said "No just grab it with a tissue or something" so he did and let it outside (it sure did take long enough) so ya i felt the need to share that. So I think thats it im gonna go read im almost to breaking dawn i have like 100 more pages to go so ya bye
(oh and i cant wait to read the complete version of o.w.e.n you know before i have to buy it in the store)

Go carts

Hey I am really tired so i was going to tell you about my go carts experience but you were there so i shall just sum it up me and my cousins went to the go carts race track thing brett won i crashed into tires they wouldnt let me drive any more so it was a joy to see them put it back up again it looked like they had a hard time with that so i rode with tyler (CRAZY DRIVER) lol jkjk. played in park and i had never seen a seesaw or tetor tator thing that you stand on went to candy shop got ice cream was amazed on how much a wallet is (rip off artists) and waited. then i came home. so ya oh and also i felt so bad because my puppy gemini was playing tug of war with the back of my jeans wich i dont like because it causes holes so i kicked my leg up in hopes that she would let go but i kicked my leg up and all of the sudden i saw blood coming out of her mouth and she started whining and guess what i found in the back of me jeans a bloody puppy tooth I felt bad but hey her teeth are going to fall out anyway. so ya im pretty tired so i think i shall go to bed welll actually i plan on staying up for a few more hours but ya BYE!!!

oH WAIT HERE IS A PIC OF A RANDOM PUPPY WHICH I THINK IS SO CUTE!!!!!

best friends day

I just wanted to tell you about yesturday and just so you know this will be a sort of long blog lol Well first my bff brittney came over to spend the night at about 10am and we got bored so we went on the computer and made twitter,facebook,quibblo,myspace and youtube accounts just because even though we are most likely never going to use them lol. Then we made a pizza and it was yummy. Then we got bored again so we walked up and down main street we went to the thriftstore, the clothes horse, hazels, and that new candy shop called candyliciouse and it was all preppy and teenagery it was suprisingly awesome lol. and we went into daisy mays florest and my moms work to see the 50 foot snake named sabastion we didnt buy anything except at candyliciouse were brittney bought a monster but then she just left it on the park bench. oh and we were walking and all the sudden this really annoying kid named daunte who goes to our school was just following us and talking about hot cheetos. then when we walked home he came with us and we couldnt get him to leave he was just playing with my dogs and totally ignoring everything i was saying so to finally get him to leave i finally said ( you know my cousin is coming over in a couple minutes and if he sees a boy over here uh well lets just say he likes to bring a bb gun with him) that got him out the door fast well maybe because i stretched the truth a little saying he was a 6 foot football playnig monster. lol. but then at 3:45 we went to the movie theature and we saw transformers. it was actually a really good movie but in the middle of it i got a phone call from my cousin merrielena she was in tears and her words were (i cant believe micheal jackson died). After the movie we were starving and we had some money so we decided to eat at the wok. and when we walked in a waitress came to and this is how it went
WAITRESS:how can I help you kids do you need to use the phone are you looking for someone what
ME:um actually we came here to eat and um ya
WAITRESS:oh are you with somebody here
ME: No
WAITRESS:well you 2 cant just be here by yourselves
BRITTNEY: No we are both teenagers and we are old enough to eat here by ourselves just us two
WAITRESS:well do you have money
ME: well of coarse
WAITRESS: well okay follow me to your table

So ya apparently the waitress didnt think we were 13 lol. so we were looking at the menu and that same waitress tripped over her shoe laces and dropped like 10 cups and7 plates and broke them all then the manager came up to her and said (ugghhh not again) we only laughed a little.
We decides to get this huge family meal for like 5 even though it was just the two of us we got a huge plate of chow maine that we could just scoop on our plates and we got a nother one of rice and another one of sweet and sour pork. it was yummy and we had alot of left overs. Then the waitress came and this was how it went
WAITRESS: so can i get you girls anything else tonight
BRITTNEY: ya do you do anything special for birthdays
WAITRESS: Ya whos birthday is it
BRITTNEY:Jessicas
ME: no its not my birthday
WAITRESS:no your just being shy let me go fix you something up

Well at first i got all mad at brittney but then the waitress came back with a huge thing of ice cream green tea and coconut flavor and she gave me a to go cup and so ya i was happy because i got free dessert lol. then the bill came and i was afraid to open it because all the food we got looked expensive well it only was 25$ so i was okay

P.s this like my version of tylers social night blog

FUNNY PICS

hEY I FOUND SOME FUNNY PICS ON THE INTERNET AND I THOUGHT I HAD TO SHARE SO HERE YOU GO YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THEM BUT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESTURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey i just wanted to tell you how awesome yesturday was well first at school since it was a half day classes were like not even an hour long. Well my first class was health so well first i had to finish my final which i didnt really see the point in since she officially closed the grade book on wednesday. but we played movie scene it but it must have been made like a 100 years ago because none of us had heard of any of the movies except my teacher (of coarse). then my next class was english and she said we could do any thing we wanted that was silent so i didnt really have much to do so I just grabbed a random book out of my backpack which happened to be my twilight book which i already read 2 times so i just flipped it to some random page and pretended to read. But it was funny because my friend charish didnt bring her back pack so mrs. applegate made her clean the room. all 8th graders werent allowed on the school grounds and about half of the 7th graders went to the movies on a feild trip so it was awesome because the whole school was empty. in my english class mrs. applegate decided to play a brain busters game. there was only 8 students in class 4 girls and 4 boys and of coarse girls won (no shocker there). then for my math we had to go to the art room with 3 other classes and we wATCHED rugrats. Then for my last class science I was expecting to just sit there and watch mythbusters like in my previouse post but no we had to go to the home ec room and by then me and my friend shivani were dying of starvation so we asked ms pattersen if she had any food (well shivani did i was too chicken) she gave her a stale popcorn ball that she found in the bottom of her desk. then we all counted down "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" "wait a second okay lets start again 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 uggggh" so we waited a minute then started again "5, 4,YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Then at 6:00 i got a call from my friend monique and asked if I wantedto go to the skating rink from 7-10. So i got dropped off at 7 and aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh it was way over crowded i forgot that 6th graders got in for free it was way fun well first i beat my friend brittney at air hockey then me brittney and monique went to the bathroom and made a bunch of prank calls then monique put ice down brittneys shirt and said i did it so brittney chased me into the rink and of coarse i outran her because i was on skates and she was in flip flops. then we got a huge bag of cotten candy and me and monique was having a cotton candy fight and brittney was hiding under a tray in which the snack bar lady gave to me so it would make it easier to carry 4 large sodas over there on skates and did it help nope, there goes my dream of working at sonic lol. then i put a huge chunk of cotten candy down moniques shirt and it took her a full hour for her to notice. then at 10:00 my uncle mike came to pick me up and totally think i passed out in his car thats how tired i was. so yeah all in all it was a fun night


P.s I was going to write about carl the frog: the frog i disected. My friend raeann just had to name him carl and the dead fly we found when we cut open the stomach bob lol. But ya i had excrutionating detailes but i dont feel like typing tnhem now maybe later so bye

7 paper fold, puppies, finals, and baseball

Hi this week was eventfull in the most boring ways that are kinda somewhat interesting. Well first at scool on friday there was a track meet so in science since there wasnt alot of people so we just watched mythbusters all class period. Actually that show was pretty cool, and so far from that I learned :
If you drop a penny from a skyscraper if it lands on somebodys head it can kill them

Never put a lava lamp on a stove for obviouse reasons i dont feel like explaning

Putting mentos in soda only works with mint mentos and diet pepsi

If you put a stamp on a helicopter it will spin out of controll

If you ever drive a car into a swimming pool wait untill the car is completely under water to try to open the door

Ya so thats it wait oh ya there was also the myth where you cant fold a piece of paper in halfmore than 7 times and to bust the myth they tried regularsized paper large paper regular paper and a iron and none of them worked so they went to nasa and got this piece of paper bigger than a football feild and it took like 20 people to fold it and instead of a iron they used a bulldozer. They ended up doing it but we cant all have football feild sized paper. But I just took a piece of paper and folded it 12 times but it wasnt in half but i tried to do it in half and it was just too hard i couldnt do it maybe later i can get my cousin teryn to sit on it and flatten it like a pancake. But he jacked my ipod charger.
/subject change/
Yesturday me and merrielena walked to safeway and they were giving out the cutest little puppies ever for free, they were sheltie yorkie mix and so tiny. I was so excited when my mom said if I saw one i liked i could take it but the second we got there the last one was taken. but there were 2 more inthe shopping cart but no they already have homes i was heartbroken so we might go to caps and rescue the dog that deserves a second chance.
/another subject change/
we got our finals friday and wow when i look at them i feel like my brain is going to explode but the good thing is they are take home finals so i could use a calculater and no one will know lol.
/ dont worry last subject change/
Yesturday i went to bretts base ball game by force. well teryn asked me if i wanted to go to bretts game later today and i said sure but by later today i thought he meant like noon so i went back to sleep then at 9:50 he said what are you doing why arent you getting ready i said i still have time what time is his game he said nine then i looked at the time and said i cant get ready in 10 minutes so i said go without me i will go to the next game so i went back to sleep then he picked me up and threw me on the floor i got back on the couch he did it again ya it just went back and forth. then he finally gave up and got a squirt bottle he sqirted me in the ear and then i got a ear ache i knew he wouldnt stop till i was soaked so i hid under the blanket that worked for all of 20 seconds till it started seeping through the blanket so i hid behind merrielena and he still didnt stop she didnt like that too much so she went and stormed off to her room i thought that was pretty funny so i ended up hoing and it was pretty fun bretts team won but strangely brett didnt seem to be to happy about it well he was probably bakeing in the underarmor he was wearing under his uniform. I got a hot dog and it was pretty good untill chesnee poured her cheese from her pretzel all over it but actually it didnt taste that bad.
Bye

HAPPY NATIONAL STAR WARS DAY!!!!!

Hi people HAPPY NATIONAL STAR WARS DAY. (MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU). lol. Today at school was okay, first in health class we did a stupid little play about the digestive system and guess who I played; the colon but better believe I was the best darn colon ever lol. Too bad I wasnt the salavary gland because I could have beaten the food (ashely) with a cool light saber. And we also learned about eating disorders and anorexia and strange diets. And by strange diets I mean like who shoves coffee up their butt to lose weight well apparently beyonce does but thats really weird. And also what I didn't know was that when my mom was 15 she had really bad anorexia and had to go to hospitols and she was like only 50 pounds, shoot I weighed that much when I was in 1st grade. Oh and at lunch My friend brittney pushed me into this boy named corey and ewwwwwww. So I pushed her into our other friend Haylee but then she pushed me into this 6 foot boy named madison and again ewwwwwww. oh and when i got shoved into corey he called me a b word (not nice). Ooooooooooooooohhhh how I have to get her back I tried to push her back but now I just pushed her into the air. And to the election thats going on for student body president yay go emma boooooooo sydney (wow I hope he doesnt see this). But oh well. I would have run but I have run for the past 3 years, no luck. Oh and we are registering for 8th grade classes and I really want to take choir not because of the singing I can't stand singing but I'll be in a group of a 100 people so can just lip sink mwahahah some of tylers evilness is already rubbing off on me. But the reason I want to be in it is because well first I get to miss school and go to feild trips to out of town concerts and hopefully I will be in the back so no one will see me or if not just picture everyone in their underwear well i dont know how that works but apparently it does. So uh I cant think of anything else to write so bye.